This loaf-sized cart of tarnished pewter was made as a cruet set for a rich man's table. It originally came with salt and pepper shakers, and bottles for vinegar and oil. The vinegar bottle has been lost over time. It was created in the form of a farm cart pulled by two mules, with two caricatured peasants riding on top. When ordered, the cart will drive to the speaker's plate and season it. When idle, the peasants and mules perform one of a series of silly play-acts reinforcing their bucolic stupidity. It becomes motionless when put inside a bag or other container.
The benefit to adventurers is that the little figures will sprinkle any powder or liquid the cart is loaded up with onto anything they're told to. Holy water, lamp oil, black powder, etc. And the cart is fully capable of driving up walls and across ceilings to get to the 'plate'.
Usage: all characters.
Charges: permanent.
Appearance: A cart and figures made of once-shiny grey metal, scratched and dented.
Most encounter tables include two extreme results - the creature(s) attack immediately and the creature(s) are friendly and helpful.
If the encountered creature is a beast of some sort, you can assume that instant hostility is because it sees you as food, a threat or intruding on its territory. An intelligent creature's basic motivation might be the same, but there should be something more complex going in the background.
To roll a D66, roll two D6s and take one result as the tens column.
D66 reasons to attack
11. This creature robs to support itself (carousing ain't cheap). 12. This creature robs to buy manufactured goods from a trader.
13. This creature robs to pay tribute to a warboss/feudal lord/necromancer/etc.
14. This creature robs to buy a family member out of slavery.
15. This creature robs for money to impress a potential spouse's family.
16. This creature robs because it's getting older and wants to retire.
21. This creature wants to eat you because its crops are blighted.
22. This creature wants to eat you to gain your spiritual power.
23. This creature wants to eat you because that gains it status in its culture.
24. This creature wants to eat you because it's lost and supplies have run out.
25. This creature wants to eat you because it's tried every other local meat.
26. This creature wants to eat you because it believes your flesh is medicinal.
31. This creature kills intruders because that's the law of its people.
32. This creature kills intruders because this is its home.
33. This creature kills intruders because it will lose its territory if it seems weak.
34. This creature kills intruders because others of its kind here can't defend themselves.
35. This creature kills intruders because this is its holy place.
36. This creature kills intruders because it has a secret here to protect.
41. This creature fights to prove itself.
42. This creature fights to win your respect.
43. This creature fights because it's fun!
44. This creature fights because it hates your kind.
45. This creature fights to please its gods.
46. This creature fights because those are its orders.
51. This creature attacks because there's another fighting force nearby and it doesn't want to be flanked.
52. This creature attacks because it's afraid you'll draw the attention of a much bigger threat.
53. This creature attacks because other encounters with your kind have always turned violent.
54. This creature attacks to prevent you from telling others that it's here.
55. This creature attacks because it believes you carry disease.
56. This creature attacks because you seem like a rival for its goal.
61. This creature wants to capture you to claim a bounty.
62. This creature wants to capture you as a slave.
63. This creature wants to capture hostages to extort local rulers.
64. This creature wants to capture you as a living shield in another fight.
65. This creature wants to capture you to ransom you to your family.
66. This creature wants to capture you to be a sacrifice for its gods.
A tower is like the landscape's way of saying 'I have a quest for you'. Or 'someone with a beard down to his navel and purple robes lives here'. Sometimes you need a tower and you need a better reason for it than simply 'wandering tribes of architects and engineers'. Hopefully these tables can help.
This tower is
1. a square wooden structure with a stone ground floor. 2. a circular building of mortared fieldstone. 3. a reinforced stronghold with arrow slits and ramparts. 4. built up in layers of different construction. 5. a ruin repaired with a ramshackle conglomeration of branches, sticks and animal hides. 6. built from an odd material like obsidian, hardened lava, a giant tree trunk, etc.
It was built to
be a toll house on a travel route
be part of a signal network
house an order of holy knights
keep a watch for fires
defend a nation's borders
house a wizard's lab
and it overlooks
a forest.
a trade coast.
hills and pastures.
cliffs and ravines.
a village.
a marsh.
Nearby you can find
a ruined smithy.
a small cottage.
livestock pens.
extensive stables.
a graveyard.
an old battleground.
It has been used by
an astrologer studying the stars
a druid studying the winds
a bandit gang watching a trade road
generations of shepherds sheltering from the weather
tanners practising their smelly trade away from settlement
smugglers storing their contraband
and it's currently
unoccupied.
a den for wild beasts.
home to a hermit.
visited by travelling rangers to leave secret messages for each other.
abandoned and accursed.
used as a campsite by travellers.
Rumour says
at sunset on the Summer solstice its shadow points towards a buried treasure
an evil noble was imprisoned in it and went mad
a gang of robbers walled up one of their own alive inside
if you make an evil wish at the highest point it will be granted
the ruler's spies meet there under the new moon to discuss what they've learned
it was built on the site of a structure from an older civilisation
and an odd thing about it is
the tiny airship moored to the roof.
sometimes there's an extra window.
its image reflected in water shows it in its early years.
eerie lights visible in the windows at night.
sometimes there's a fine black horse hitched at its door.
unknown plants growing around its base.
(Thanks to Spwack of the Slight Adjustments blog for the generator code.)
The beast in the woods is a trope I'm fond of. The town is haunted by a beast that kills man and livestock indiscriminately. It lurks in the woods during the day and only emerges when it can cause the most fear — during night or thick fog. Swords don't hurt it, arrows seem to pass harmlessly through it. Worse yet, if you somehow do kill it, it comes back. Because the beast is just a manifestation of the curse afflicting the town. A curse one or more of them brought down on the whole community by committing a crime so vile that the gods turn their faces away and nature itself rebels.
The only way to dismiss it for good is to reveal the crime and punish the transgressors.
The beast is a huge
shadowy
skeletal
smoking
bloody-coated
grave-smelling
glowing
stag
ram
boar
wolf
bull
chimera
with
human qualities.
burning eyes.
a crown of flames.
dripping poison.
iron fangs.
twisted horns.
You know it's near when
a fog rolls in.
a frost forms.
a storm begins.
a cloud of locusts forms.
animals panic.
dogs howl and babies cry.
It brings
pestilence
madness
ghosts
insidious whispers
a flock of enraged crows
souring and rot
and
the sound of women lamenting.
blight to crops.
disturbing shapes in torch and hearth flames.
the buzzing of flies.
causes lights to darken.
rumbling in the earth.
Worse yet,
metal weapons strike sparks from it.
it leaves burning paw/hoof prints.
the earth turns barren where it walks.
chains shatter on it.
holy symbols grow hot in its presence.
corpses twist and contort when it's near.
It's here because
someone starved a dependent elder.
a parent abandoned a child to die.
a host broke the laws of hospitality and murdered a guest, or vice versa.
someone broke a sacred vow and won't make amends.
a believer defiled a holy place.
someone completed a deal with a ruinous power.
(Thanks to Spwack of the Slight Adjustments blog for the generator code.)
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